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…here on Simon’s Isle!

…here on Simon’s Isle!

How can it be dangerous when the bull is so full of smiles?

How can it be dangerous when the bull is so full of smiles?

Uh, I guess this technically IS my first ro-day-oh.

Uh, I guess this technically IS my first ro-day-oh.

You know what you have to do before you get medivac-ed out!

You know what you have to do before you get medivac-ed out!

If you jump off a cliff and survive the Magic Pelican of Pixel Rock will grant you one wish!

(at least, I assume that’s why anyone would attempt cliff diving).

If you jump off a cliff and survive the Magic Pelican of Pixel Rock will grant you one wish!

(at least, I assume that’s why anyone would attempt cliff diving).

At the beginning of a sumo wrestling match, you throw salt around the ring; at the end, you try to make “emoticon faces”.

At the beginning of a sumo wrestling match, you throw salt around the ring; at the end, you try to make “emoticon faces”.

Here’s me practicing the under-appreciated art of “stealth” barrel jumping.

Here’s me practicing the under-appreciated art of “stealth” barrel jumping.

"Log rolling brings a visit to Canada,where two lumberjacks try to dislodge each other from a large floating log,spinning it back and forth until one contestant plunges into the icy river.  Splash."

Blank verse at its finest.  Splash.

"Log rolling brings a visit to Canada,where two lumberjacks try to dislodge each other from a large floating log,spinning it back and forth until one contestant plunges into the icy river. Splash."

Blank verse at its finest. Splash.

World Games:  this is how I react to multi-mini-game carts for the NES by Milton Bradley.

World Games: this is how I react to multi-mini-game carts for the NES by Milton Bradley.

Emilio Estevez and Barry Darsow would approve!

Emilio Estevez and Barry Darsow would approve!