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Uh, okay.  I mean, I guess I could, if you think that’s the right thing to do…

Uh, okay. I mean, I guess I could, if you think that’s the right thing to do…

Open response to what I assume to be a tumblr spam-email promoting a new game: I play old games.  My computer isn’t even high-tech enough to support Tumblr’s “respond to inbox letter” functionality.  As such, I’m pretty sure your online game is beyond my technical capacities, even if I was interested in playing a game made after, say, 1996.

Open response to what I assume to be a tumblr spam-email promoting a new game: I play old games. My computer isn’t even high-tech enough to support Tumblr’s “respond to inbox letter” functionality. As such, I’m pretty sure your online game is beyond my technical capacities, even if I was interested in playing a game made after, say, 1996.

Shoulder plants!  Getcher shoulder plants here!

Shoulder plants! Getcher shoulder plants here!

Dash Galaxy in the Alien Asylum: Cover Art of Dash Galaxy = Flashy Old Timey Space Hero.  In-Game Graphics of Dash Galaxy = Jump-Man’s noodley uncle in coveralls.

Dash Galaxy in the Alien Asylum: Cover Art of Dash Galaxy = Flashy Old Timey Space Hero. In-Game Graphics of Dash Galaxy = Jump-Man’s noodley uncle in coveralls.

Pro Tip:> talk to NPCs for valuable information.

Pro Tip:> talk to NPCs for valuable information.

Dash Galaxy loses his Air Supply.

Dash Galaxy loses his Air Supply.

You and me both, Kid Dracula.

You and me both, Kid Dracula.

I should have gotten into the headline-improvement business.

I should have gotten into the headline-improvement business.

(in that order of importance)

(in that order of importance)

Dash Galaxy in the Alien Asylum: the cover art’s Snakey Bio-Mechanical(?) Monster = toddling gunmetal-blue bowling pin in the game.

Dash Galaxy in the Alien Asylum: the cover art’s Snakey Bio-Mechanical(?) Monster = toddling gunmetal-blue bowling pin in the game.