Ah, the Super Nintendo’s game based on Francis Ford Coppola’s movie titled Bram Stoker’s Dracula. This week I cut through all the apostrophes and begin my analysis of that game — an analysis so
exhausting exhaustive that I’ve spent over 1,220 words and only covered 23 pixels.
That’s over 53 words per pixel, and I think you’ll agree — an amazing value!
Before the internet, we had to go out and SHOW people the things we purchased.
…the male of the species have dwindled in height, so they can be more easily carried by birds.
The needs of the Minnie outweigh the needs of the few.
DinoCity, a short poem:
riding on a dinosaur
who is wearing a karate gi
whilst punching a caveman
right in the god damn face.
Oh yeah we got trouble, right here in DinoCity!
Oh, did I mention that Congo’s Caper has a friggin’ BURGER TIME bonus level cameo?! Way to keep it topical, Data East.