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Hello, poorly proofread internet ad — thank you for reminding me of The Understaker!  But who can picture the Understaker without his unforgettable manager, Paul Sbarro?

(I believe they made pizzas).

Hello, poorly proofread internet ad — thank you for reminding me of The Understaker! But who can picture the Understaker without his unforgettable manager, Paul Sbarro?

(I believe they made pizzas).

I wish I had powers like Ryu. :-(

I wish I had powers like Ryu. :-(

Ninja Home Makeover

Ninja Home Makeover

SEPARATED AT BIRTH?Left: Bram Stoker’s Dracula end-credits version of Old Dracula.Middle and Right: Karg from The Masters of the Universe movie.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH?
Left: Bram Stoker’s Dracula end-credits version of Old Dracula.
Middle and Right: Karg from The Masters of the Universe movie.

Pastel zombie wears floating girder on head —  Film at 11!

Pastel zombie wears floating girder on head — Film at 11!

Bram Stoker’s Dracula's castle contains pantsless statues of Greek gods staring at their balls. [/misleading]

Bram Stoker’s Dracula's castle contains pantsless statues of Greek gods staring at their balls. [/misleading]

I’ve heard of “meat shields”, but who builds an entire suit of armor out of meat?!  Only Lady Gaga Bram Stoker’s Dracula, that’s who!
I’ve heard of “meat shields”, but who builds an entire suit of armor out of meat?! Only Lady Gaga Bram Stoker’s Dracula, that’s who!
The vampire’s greatest strength is that, in these enlightened times, no one will believe in him turning himself into a purple muppet!

The vampire’s greatest strength is that, in these enlightened times, no one will believe in him turning himself into a purple muppet!

THE RESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY EVIL.  (This was the plot of those games, right?)

THE RESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY EVIL. (This was the plot of those games, right?)