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THE RESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY EVIL.  (This was the plot of those games, right?)

THE RESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY EVIL. (This was the plot of those games, right?)

It’s the only reasonable explanation for that face.

It’s the only reasonable explanation for that face.

Ninja Caveman Ventriloquism:  three correspondence courses in one!

Ninja Caveman Ventriloquism: three correspondence courses in one!

Dapper Dracula is Dapper.

Dapper Dracula is Dapper.

The best boss in Bram Stoker’s Dracula:  a fifteen-foot-tall Reinsfeld, with a straight-jacket that makes him look like a mummy and the ability to puke out spiders.  (In the movie he’s played by Tom Waits, so I guess they just told him to show up and be himself).

The best boss in Bram Stoker’s Dracula: a fifteen-foot-tall Reinsfeld, with a straight-jacket that makes him look like a mummy and the ability to puke out spiders. (In the movie he’s played by Tom Waits, so I guess they just told him to show up and be himself).

Another week, another Bram Stoker’s Dracula boss battle guide wolf butt.
Another week, another Bram Stoker’s Dracula boss battle guide wolf butt.
…any time a civil servant is abducted by armed bands of individuals from ancient history, HE WILL BE THERE TO NARRATE IT!

…any time a civil servant is abducted by armed bands of individuals from ancient history, HE WILL BE THERE TO NARRATE IT!

Ahh, the NES:  the good thing about an 8-bit system is that it can only fit 8-bits worth of plot pretentiousness.

Ahh, the NES: the good thing about an 8-bit system is that it can only fit 8-bits worth of plot pretentiousness.

Bram Stoker’s Dracula's rotating-wives-mobile.  The game's 4th boss(es) mark the first time that human-sized characters from the movie appear as human-sized bosses in the game.

Bram Stoker’s Dracula's rotating-wives-mobile. The game's 4th boss(es) mark the first time that human-sized characters from the movie appear as human-sized bosses in the game.

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