…here on Simon’s Isle!
If you jump off a cliff and survive the Magic Pelican of Pixel Rock will grant you one wish!
(at least, I assume that’s why anyone would attempt cliff diving).
At the beginning of a sumo wrestling match, you throw salt around the ring; at the end, you try to make “emoticon faces”.
"Log rolling brings a visit to Canada,where two lumberjacks try to dislodge each other from a large floating log,spinning it back and forth until one contestant plunges into the icy river. Splash."
Blank verse at its finest. Splash.
World Games: this is how I react to multi-mini-game carts for the NES by Milton Bradley.