…ok, you can hide yourself again.
I’m pretty sure NOTHING could be as out-of-place in this Battle Toads game as the Double Dragons.
There are several fun ways to parse that sentence:
1) Find “Joe’s Inn”, which is well-known
B) Find the Inn owned by “The Well Known Joe” (as opposed to The Public House operated by an average Joe)
Giant rat gives The Pink Panther the stink-eye, in Mr. The Panther’s obligatory attitudenous platformer.
Sadly, the Ratings Mafia didn’t put a gun to my head and force me to keep watching “Mad Men” after that episode in season 1 where they pasted a half-baked Simpsons plot onto the show’s main goddamn character, so that’s where me and the show parted ways.
Too bad every acclaimed drama show didn’t follow their lead and rip off a Simpsons episode for their main character…just imagine if:
-“The Sopranos” had an episode where Tony was institutionalized, and had a hulking white roommate who pretended he thought he was Michael Jackson.
-“Breaking Bad” featured a story arc where Walter White wants to steal a family’s puppies to use their hides for coats. He could sing the touching ballad, “See my Meth.”
-“The Wire” had someone get raped by a panda.